Tigjah's Pounce

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!

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Great mind get like turtles!

Lawsuit: Shopping Center Aided Attacking SquirrelWoman Blames Old Orchard Employees For Squirrel-Induced Injuries

This is the face of a KILLER!

(STNG)CHICAGO A woman who says she was attacked by a squirrel after walking out of the Tiffany and Co. jewelry store at the Old Orchard Shopping Center in 2004 filed suit against the shopping center Monday, saying its employees "encouraged" the squirrel's presence by feeding it.

Marcy Meckler had just left Tiffany's and was walking in a courtyard area of the Skokie shopping center about 11:30 a.m. on Dec. 3, 2004, when a squirrel "jump[ed] up and attach[ed] itself to her leg," the lawsuit, filed in Cook County Circuit Court, read.

"As a result," the suit says, Meckler, "while frantically attempting to escape from the squirrel and detach it from her leg, fell and suffered severe injuries."

Is it me or are squirrels getting more brazen with the attacks? Squirrel, as you may know, are trying to take over the world....One crotchety lady at a time! :) I am pretty sure this might be one sign of the coming Apocalypse.
While at the Fair:
Cyn: Tig I think that cop totally checked me out.
Tig: That's because you are hot. And he most likely mistook you for a Donut. I bet he was trying to figure out how to eat you or dunk you in coffee.
Cyn: Tig!! Shhh..He can hear you.
Tig: Again, if he were to come after me, all I need to do is toss a donut in his path and we could get away. Actually, you know..I wish I could get a picture of a cop with a donut in his hand. Sadly they are like ninjas with the hiding of the donut skills. See there he goes, off to handle that 10-315.....dropped donut, that's a felony, you know.
Cyn: I am amazed you haven't be Rodney Kinged.
Tig: Yeah.......Me too. :P
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Well...Yeah I do. I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ramones fan. Have been ever since I can remember. And what does Fluff do? Goes and sets off my Ramones addiction. So help me, if I skate to Blitzkrieg Bop one more time, I might need a good old-fashioned teenage lobotomy.

Went to the fair today. I feel like a redneck now. Ooooh lookee corn! Ate a whole bag of cotton candy. My dentist is going to LOVE me.

My strawberry patch exploded. I have runners EVERYWHERE! Plucked and ate 5 ripe strawberries too. YUM!

Damn you fluff...That is all :P

Well...Yeah I do. I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ramones fan. Have been ever since I can remember. And what does Fluff do? Goes and sets off my Ramones addiction. So help me, if I skate to bBlitzkrieg Bop one more time, I might need a good old-fashioned teenage lobotomy.

Went to the fair today. I feel like a redneck now. Ooooh lookee corn! Ate a whole bag of cotton candy. My dentist is going to LOVE me.

My strawberry patch exploded. I have runners EVERYWHERE! Plucked and ate 5 ripe strawberries too. YUM!

Damn you fluff...That is all :P .

Monday, August 14, 2006

HELP ME!! NO NO!! DON'T TAKE A PICTURE!! DAMNIT!!!

Yes Cyn caught me in bed with another man. 

Here is another picture of the Home wrecker

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Like I mentioned in my voice post, I had a great time (albeit short lunch break) with bauske and ebdain, Bauske's friend Austin and a few others. While I have been greatly drained lately, I still managed to have a little fun. Also I fulfilled a promise I made to Bauke and paid for a permanent modification to his body. *GASP!* Tig what did you do!? *snickers* You will have to wait and see. Originally I had planned to get up and go to Anderson with Cyn so she could meet Bauske and

Ebdain, but her parents decided they wanted to come see us this morning.
I have also been trying extremely hard to get my douche-bag-fuck-stick of a manager to pull the stick out and give Bauske a job here in Indianapolis. He showed up yesterday and did not but talk. I swear one of these days I am going to end up breaking my foot off in his ass. Excuse me Paul...Do you have change for a Fuck you?...You know what? On second thought...Keep the change...

Pregnancy Update:
Cyn: OOH! OOOOH! Look there are two lines!!
Tig: Where? I don't see anything.
Cyn: RIGHT THERE!! THERE!!!! SEE?
Tig: Jeez barely sweetheart. Look just let me pee on it..I am sure I can make something appear.
Cyn: You are color blind..It's right there!!

So I might be able to use the gem I have waited SO long to use...."Who's your dadddy?" Horrible day.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Surfed, sun burnt, slaphappy, sober...guess which one that does not belong.

Why don't Giraffes attack? HUH? ARRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRR (Only one person should understand this :P)

Fuck..I am lobster red. But the Waves were fun..rode a gnarly curl,dude...for a second anyway. I might just be a wipe-out-ninja Tiger.

Going home tomorrow. *tear* I shall miss you California.