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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Lawsuit: Shopping Center Aided Attacking SquirrelWoman Blames Old Orchard Employees For Squirrel-Induced Injuries

This is the face of a KILLER!

(STNG)CHICAGO A woman who says she was attacked by a squirrel after walking out of the Tiffany and Co. jewelry store at the Old Orchard Shopping Center in 2004 filed suit against the shopping center Monday, saying its employees "encouraged" the squirrel's presence by feeding it.

Marcy Meckler had just left Tiffany's and was walking in a courtyard area of the Skokie shopping center about 11:30 a.m. on Dec. 3, 2004, when a squirrel "jump[ed] up and attach[ed] itself to her leg," the lawsuit, filed in Cook County Circuit Court, read.

"As a result," the suit says, Meckler, "while frantically attempting to escape from the squirrel and detach it from her leg, fell and suffered severe injuries."

Is it me or are squirrels getting more brazen with the attacks? Squirrel, as you may know, are trying to take over the world....One crotchety lady at a time! :) I am pretty sure this might be one sign of the coming Apocalypse.
While at the Fair:
Cyn: Tig I think that cop totally checked me out.
Tig: That's because you are hot. And he most likely mistook you for a Donut. I bet he was trying to figure out how to eat you or dunk you in coffee.
Cyn: Tig!! Shhh..He can hear you.
Tig: Again, if he were to come after me, all I need to do is toss a donut in his path and we could get away. Actually, you know..I wish I could get a picture of a cop with a donut in his hand. Sadly they are like ninjas with the hiding of the donut skills. See there he goes, off to handle that 10-315.....dropped donut, that's a felony, you know.
Cyn: I am amazed you haven't be Rodney Kinged.
Tig: Yeah.......Me too. :P


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